when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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