just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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