this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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