I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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