That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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