Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
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I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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