I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Randomize
