I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
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he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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