So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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