What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
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You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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