Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
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he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
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I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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