i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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