I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Duck Duck Cougar?
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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