Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
what day is it and did you see me today?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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