Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
