I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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