Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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