I wanna passion pit in your ass
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
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There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
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Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm both gender and math confused
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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