Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
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It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
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She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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