i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
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