and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
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you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
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Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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