it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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