You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
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So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
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MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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