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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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