I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
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dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
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I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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