I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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