is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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