So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
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we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
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yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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