I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
you told grandpa to call you daddy
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
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