Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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