everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
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Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
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As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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