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I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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