So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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