How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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