dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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