You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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