At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
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What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
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I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
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