There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
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I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
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Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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