This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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