We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
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In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
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Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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