So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
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Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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