I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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