I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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