I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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