I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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