Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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