these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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