I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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