My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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