Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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