True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize