Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I think I just shit out all my problems.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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