Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
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