my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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