S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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