wakey wakey hands off snakey
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
Randomize
